Lost in Austin

When they say, “Keep Austin Weird,” they mean it.

It started as an impromptu going-away trip in lieu of a large party. A few friends, a cheap hotel room, and two days to make memories. The weekend was absolutely packed full of sights, music, art, and partying; I wish I had another week there. I definitely did not get a chance to see everything I wanted to, but traveling is always a game of choices. I chose to visit some of the less famous, more hole-in-the-wall locations. Here are a few of my top (and least!) recommended spots to hit in one of the quirkiest places in the US.

Butler Metro Park

On behalf of my inner child, I’m here to let you know it was the best part of the weekend.

The park is just really cool, yanno? They have a ton of interesting art sculptures, ranging from giant chess sets to large insects. There were children playing in water spouts, families lounging in the grass, and an atmosphere as radiant as the Texas sun (I would know, the heat index was 110°F that day)!

The best part is that the park was not overcrowded. You could mosey along the sidewalk without having to dodge cyclists and strollers. Most tourists want to see Zilker Park or the Greenbelt, and the smaller, more niche parks escape notice. If you are looking to kill a few hours before a show, or maybe just wanting a break from the hustle and bustle of downtown, then this is a great place for you!

The Broken Spoke

“I’m gonna do my two step, do my, do my two step step tonightttttt…”

If dancin’ and drinkin’ is your thing, the Broken Spoke is the place to go. Even if it isn’t, dance lessons and instructors are provided on popular nights. The most fun you’ll have is just grabbing a partner and swinging around the dance floor!

Now, compared to some of the other bars and clubs you’ll find, the cover charge is a bit steep ($15 for the dancefloor). However, I think that Broken Spoke provides the unique experience of a loud honkytonk, which is kind of perfect when you’re on vacation in Texas. Plus, who wouldn’t want to go two steppin’ in the same place as Dolly Parton and George Strait?

Just trust me, folks. It’s worth the visit.

The Texas Capitol Building

Are you a history buff? Because this building is chock full of it!

Built in 1888, the Texas Capitol building houses artwork, statues, in addition to all of the offices of the Texas Legislature and Governor. The walls are covered with portraits of former Texas presidents, governors, representatives, famous battles… It’s quite a lot to take in!

It was nice to take a lazy stroll throughout the building. I enjoyed looking at the carved wood structures, decorated granite floors, and stone masonry. The place feels simultaneously old and new, and maintains a certain elegance and austerity.

The Texas Capitol building is a far step from the “weird” vibe of Austin. If you’re looking for a break, or maybe you have a passion for American history, take a short trip to Congress Avenue. Entrance is free, after all!

Crepe Crazy

You want unique? This is it.

Everyone knows Torchy’s as the stereotypical Austin go-to. Sure, it’s good Tex-Mex. But what if you need a spectacular breakfast/brunch option? I give you: Crepe Crazy!

Crepe Crazy is Austin’s only completely deaf-owned and operated restaurant. But that’s not the sole reason you should visit. Crepe Crazy has some of the best crepes I have ever tasted, and that’s coming from a girl dating a Frenchman!

Seriously though, my group had a mix of their sweet and savory crepes, and everyone loved them. We had chosen to go there on a complete whim, and it just so happened to pan out. They were fast, clean, and oh-so-tasty; the golden trifecta of restaurants imho. To all the crepe-lovers out there, it’s calling your name!

Museum of the Weird

In line with keeping Austin weird, why not visit The Museum of the Weird?

Located on the infamous sixth street, the museum is home to a plethora of kooky things. You’re given a secret password as you move through exhibits, down crowded halls with shrunken heads and multi-headed calves. This is definitely not for the faint of heart!

I did find the entrance fee to be a bit expensive for the time we spent there. Be that as it may, I found the first gift shop, Lucky Lizard Curios and Gifts, to be absolutely hilarious. It might well have been my favorite part of the place. There were two shops actually, both jam packed with nifty little souvenirs, old-fashioned movie posters, and tons of jewelry. Personally, I enjoyed the oven mitts with some ~risqué~ slogans on top.

Overall, I am more of a sights and scenery sort of gal, but the museum definitely has its appeal. I am glad that I went at least once, if just to say that I visited a dime museum! It definitely provides a unique entertainment, and would keep your kids busy for a bit. If you’re feeling curious, pop in!

Austin truly has something to offer everyone. Whether you’re interested in culture and history, scenery, music and art, nature, or just letting loose, this city is packed to the brim with things to do. A weekend simply wasn’t enough; there is so much more I wanted to experience. All in all, it was absolutely fabulous. If you ever find yourself in Texas, make sure to add Austin to your itinerary!